Wednesday, July 20, 2011

note to self

if you want to be skinny, drink lots of black coffee and smoke lots of cigarettes.
if you want to healthy, drink lots of water and work out 5 times a week.
if you want your exboyfriend to die every time you walk by him, may i suggest you try both?

thanks for the advise, youve always been my  smartest friend :)

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